What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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