Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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