What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Lewis

A young baby died.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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