- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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