- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Guest what? Dog

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

VITAMIN C!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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