Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Where's the soap?

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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