Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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