- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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