- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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