- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What? Why?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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