I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what goes boo a sock

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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