- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

boner

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Hail Hitler

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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