- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Skrillex.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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