knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A storm be brewin!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Who wants $300? Me too.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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