- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A bar walks into a man

Justin beiber..

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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