- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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