- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Im gay What about you

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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