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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

alert('The Game')

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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