- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

being sober in a bar fight

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Prostitution is bad.......

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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