- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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