what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Skrillex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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I woke up today

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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