What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

William wright is Gay

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Anti Joke

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