women sports....

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Guess who is violent. Osama

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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