Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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