What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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