- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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