Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Your mom.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

stuarts mum

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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