What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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