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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's big and long? My dick.

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