Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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How you know when dislextic

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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