- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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