- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

My name is Jeff

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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