- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

bryden is a faggot

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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