Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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I Have a Black Friend

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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