- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Caolan and Eamon

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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