- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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