- Anti Joke

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21