What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Yo mama is so fat she died

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Anti Joke

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