- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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