My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Your Mother

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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