- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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