- Anti Joke

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christianity.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

your mother

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.