What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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