What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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