- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

hey, my names mark.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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