what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down -3

kushagra tyagi

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops