What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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