- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

JUST KIDDING^

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

hey John will you make some copies

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

jibby jobby

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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