OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Wright flyer

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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