Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

._____________________. Whale!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Adam Chebali has no life

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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