Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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i like men but im not gay

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