- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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