- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

tommy is retared

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

I dont have a girlfriend

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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