- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

mark lawson likes boys

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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