Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Womens rights

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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