"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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