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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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