- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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