- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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