How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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